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UID:spore@church-of-meh
DTSTAMP:20261107T000000Z
DTSTART;VALUE=DATE:20260201
DTEND;VALUE=DATE:20260202
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SUMMARY:Festival of Spore (Church of Meh)
DESCRIPTION:Spore germination. A celebration of potential\, and of everything becoming where no one can see it yet. Possibly including you. Observance: Plant something. Start something small. Tell no one if you'd rather not. May the Web hold you.
URL:https://church-of-meh.netlify.app/wheel/#spore
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UID:web@church-of-meh
DTSTAMP:20261107T000000Z
DTSTART;VALUE=DATE:20260320
DTEND;VALUE=DATE:20260321
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SUMMARY:Great Web Day (Church of Meh)
DESCRIPTION:The spreading of the mycelium. Community\, growth\, and connection. Observance: Reach out to someone. A call\, a text\, a meme. The Web is not picky. May the Web hold you.
URL:https://church-of-meh.netlify.app/wheel/#web
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UID:anastoma@church-of-meh
DTSTAMP:20261107T000000Z
DTSTART;VALUE=DATE:20260501
DTEND;VALUE=DATE:20260502
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SUMMARY:Anastoma (Church of Meh)
DESCRIPTION:The union of Prozyfai and Rezyfai\, the origin of everything. Fertility\, joining\, and love. Observance: Celebrate a connection: a partner\, a friend\, a houseplant you've kept alive. May the Web hold you.
URL:https://church-of-meh.netlify.app/wheel/#anastoma
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UID:conk@church-of-meh
DTSTAMP:20261107T000000Z
DTSTART;VALUE=DATE:20260621
DTEND;VALUE=DATE:20260622
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SUMMARY:Conk (Church of Meh)
DESCRIPTION:Midsummer\, at the peak. Full manifestation and abundance\, with Soliphon at full volume. Observance: Go outside at the longest day. Notice that you're fruiting\, a bit. May the Web hold you.
URL:https://church-of-meh.netlify.app/wheel/#conk
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UID:foragelle@church-of-meh
DTSTAMP:20261107T000000Z
DTSTART;VALUE=DATE:20260801
DTEND;VALUE=DATE:20260802
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SUMMARY:Foragelle (Church of Meh)
DESCRIPTION:Wild mushroom season begins. Gratitude\, and the sacred rites of foraging. Observance: The first rite of Foragelle is knowing exactly what you're picking. Go with an expert\, or go to the farmers market. May the Web hold you.
URL:https://church-of-meh.netlify.app/wheel/#foragelle
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UID:sporulation@church-of-meh
DTSTAMP:20261107T000000Z
DTSTART;VALUE=DATE:20260922
DTEND;VALUE=DATE:20260923
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SUMMARY:The Great Sporulation (Church of Meh)
DESCRIPTION:Peak spore release. “The gods exhale.” A major holy day. Observance: Exhale. Let something go. Balidris will make sure it lands somewhere. May the Web hold you.
URL:https://church-of-meh.netlify.app/wheel/#sporulation
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UID:return@church-of-meh
DTSTAMP:20261107T000000Z
DTSTART;VALUE=DATE:20261031
DTEND;VALUE=DATE:20261101
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SUMMARY:Return to the Web (Church of Meh)
DESCRIPTION:The highest holy day. The dead are remembered\, received by Mycelius\, and returned to everything. The season when the forest floor is busiest and the veil is thinnest. Observance: Remember your dead\, people and pets alike. Say their names. They're in the Web now\, and the Web holds. May the Web hold you.
URL:https://church-of-meh.netlify.app/wheel/#return
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UID:remeverie@church-of-meh
DTSTAMP:20261107T000000Z
DTSTART;VALUE=DATE:20261221
DTEND;VALUE=DATE:20261222
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SUMMARY:Remeverie (Church of Meh)
DESCRIPTION:Dormancy. Quiet\, interior practice\, and a vigil for the gods' waking. Observance: Stay in. It counts. Officially. May the Web hold you.
URL:https://church-of-meh.netlify.app/wheel/#remeverie
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