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Ink-and-watercolor portrait of Prozyfai, a bearded elder whose body is a cluster of pale brown mushrooms, with roots spreading into the soil below.
Prime Creator · The Outward

Prozyfai

The Outward Hypha · First Mating Type · The Reaching One

The one who reached first.

DomainCreationSacred mushroomKing oysterHoly dayAnastoma

Prozyfai is the prime creator of outward things in the Church of Meh. Prozyfai is not a being so much as a direction: outward, forward, first. Every beginning since has borrowed a little of the reach. The -zyfai in the name is reserved for the two prime creators alone, and it is the whole theology compressed into a sound.

With the great release, The Spore Cloud sent forth two threads to join together: Prozyfai, reaching outward, and Rezyfai, reaching inward. They were not yet beings, exactly. They were more like directions — two tendencies extending through the same darkness, each unaware that the other was the reason they knew which way they were going.

The Book of Spores
Kin & quarrels

Family, friends & grudges

Ink-and-watercolor portrait of Rezyfai, a dark-haired goddess crowned with a broad mushroom cap, robed in cream, teal and violet, arms open above a bed of roots.Eternal pairRezyfaiNot opposites. Two directions of the same tendency. Their union produced the Great Web, and every joining since is modeled on it.Ink-and-watercolor portrait of Soliphon, crowned with blazing orange chicken-of-the-woods shelves and robed in gold, holding a sword above smoldering stone.Child of the separationSoliphonRose from Prozyfai's outward reach and carries it forward: the signal, the push, the now.
ParentEvery god of the WebAll the domain gods fruited from the union of Prozyfai and Rezyfai.
Sacred mushroom

King oyster

Pleurotus eryngii

The thick-stemmed giant of the oyster family. Mostly stem. Mostly reach.

Never eat a wild mushroom without expert identification.

Scrolls yet unwritten

The story keeps growing

  • What passed between Prozyfai and Protaxiel, the stone that remembers.
  • The quarrels of the prime pair. Even eternal unions have opinions about the dishes.
Sacred sites

Where Prozyfai is said to linger

  • Bell RockSedona, Arizona, USA
  • Mount OlympusGreece

    The gods of other traditions also liked it here. Prozyfai does not mind sharing.

  • Mount Ararat (Ağrı Dağı)Türkiye

Maps and all thirty sites →

The blessing of ProzyfaiReach a little. Not too far. Something will meet you.

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