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The Wheel of Sporulation

The festivals follow the life of a mushroom through the year: germination, spreading, union, fruiting, foraging, release, return and rest. The Wheel is kept by Luneth, who is never late, and nudged along by Soliphon, who thinks it's always time.

The Wheel of Sporulation: eight festivals across the yearFestivalof SporeGreatWeb DayAnastomaConkForagelleGreatSporulationReturn tothe WebRemeverieJFMAMJJASONDMeh
February · kept around Feb 1

Festival of Spore

Spore germination. A celebration of potential, and of everything becoming where no one can see it yet. Possibly including you.

Observance: Plant something. Start something small. Tell no one if you'd rather not.

Sacred color: white

March · kept around Mar 20

Great Web Day

The spreading of the mycelium. Community, growth, and connection.

Observance: Reach out to someone. A call, a text, a meme. The Web is not picky.

May · kept around May 1

Anastoma

The union of Prozyfai and Rezyfai, the origin of everything. Fertility, joining, and love.

Observance: Celebrate a connection: a partner, a friend, a houseplant you've kept alive.

Honoring Prozyfai, Rezyfai

June · kept around Jun 21

Conk

Midsummer, at the peak. Full manifestation and abundance, with Soliphon at full volume.

Observance: Go outside at the longest day. Notice that you're fruiting, a bit.

Honoring Soliphon

August · kept around Aug 1

Foragelle

Wild mushroom season begins. Gratitude, and the sacred rites of foraging.

Observance: The first rite of Foragelle is knowing exactly what you're picking. Go with an expert, or go to the farmers market.

September · kept around Sep 22

The Great Sporulation

Peak spore release. “The gods exhale.” A major holy day.

Observance: Exhale. Let something go. Balidris will make sure it lands somewhere.

Sacred color: gold · Honoring Balidris

October–November · kept around Oct 31

Return to the Web

The highest holy day. The dead are remembered, received by Mycelius, and returned to everything. The season when the forest floor is busiest and the veil is thinnest.

Observance: Remember your dead, people and pets alike. Say their names. They're in the Web now, and the Web holds.

Honoring Mycelius

December · kept around Dec 21

Remeverie

Dormancy. Quiet, interior practice, and a vigil for the gods' waking.

Observance: Stay in. It counts. Officially.

Honoring Luneth