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The gods have favorite places. All of them are real.

Each god of the Church of Meh is said to favor a few places on Earth, and every one of them is real: volcanic plugs, tidal bays, terraced lakes, stone hoodoos, and the forest floor in Oregon where a single honey mushroom spreads across thousands of acres.

Several of these places are sacred to living peoples and other faiths. The gods of the Web are guests there. Please visit gently, follow local guidance, and leave nothing but spores.

Prozyfai

Prime Creator · The Outward

Rezyfai

Prime Creator · The Inward

Phomos

God of Oceans and Seas
  • Morro Rock
    Morro Bay, California, USA

    An ancient volcanic plug standing in the sea.

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  • Es Vedrà
    Ibiza, Spain

    A limestone island rising straight out of the Mediterranean.

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  • Los Arcos Marine Park
    Puerto Vallarta, MexicoFind on a map ↗

Clados

Goddess of Lakes and Rivers
  • Buffalo National River
    Arkansas, USA

    America's first national river, and still undammed.

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  • Pierres du Niton
    Lake Geneva, Switzerland

    Two glacial boulders in the lake. The larger once served as Switzerland's reference point for measuring altitude.

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  • Plitvice Lakes National Park
    Croatia

    Sixteen terraced lakes joined by waterfalls.

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Protaxiel

God of Earth and Stone
  • Toadstool Hoodoos
    Utah, USA

    Balanced rock caps on pale pillars. The stone, doing its best mushroom impression.

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  • Rapa Nui (Easter Island)
    Chile

    Sacred to the Rapa Nui people. The gods are guests here. Visit with respect.

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  • Mount Kailash
    Tibet

    Sacred to several living faiths and never climbed. Protaxiel admires it from a respectful distance.

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Chromusu

God of Fire and Metals

Balidris

Goddess of Air and Wind

Soliphon

God of the Sun

Luneth

Goddess of the Moon
  • Cumberland Falls
    Kentucky, USA

    One of the few places on Earth where you can regularly see a moonbow.

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  • Bay of Fundy
    Nova Scotia, Canada

    Home of the highest tides in the world. Luneth's showpiece.

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  • Abisko National Park
    Sweden

    Famous for clear night skies and the northern lights.

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Mycelius

Ruler of the Suspor
  • Malheur National Forest
    Oregon, USA

    Home of an Armillaria colony spread across thousands of acres, often called the largest organism on Earth.

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  • Crystal Falls
    Michigan, USA

    Home of the original “Humongous Fungus.”

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  • Uluru
    Northern Territory, Australia

    Sacred to the Aṉangu people. Climbing has been banned since 2019. Admire it from the ground.

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